Which schoolboy? Someone who should be in detention obviously. And you should know better than to trust naughty schoolboys.
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As a schoolboy when I was given detentions, I did try to blame my 55 year old Foggy alter ego for my transgressions and it never worked then either.
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Mick I would have been very offended if I was still doing the washing up, Mr Dc on the other hand is disgusted
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I wonder if Mr Dc is more of an Ajax and J-Cloth man ???
I will see what I can find
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He’s a lux soap man Mick, likes the bubbles.
my skincare regime revolves between swarfega and pumice stone, and lashings of TCP
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He too likes Tom cats pish, it must be a man thing. You’ll be telling me next you use Savlon for chaffing & us women are vain, tut.
women aren’t vain, it is flipping poncy footballers who are vain. (in my oh so humble opinion) and I am far too posh to chafe. Bits and pieces may fall off from time to time but no chafe!
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lovely lunacy!
so reliable you lot.
all those references to masochism.
brillo bra, abrasive brick dust catheters!! that last one was the product of a very sick mind.
keep it up foggies
i closed my mind to the dentist part as i’m way overdue a visit.
Ah, but wouldn’t the Savlon keep one’s bits in situ Mick? It’s like Bostik. Sudocrem would for definite.
Carole, you know you need to bite the bullet xx
ah but that bullet would crumble my teeth!
yea i know, just have become a mardy bum
More a scaredy cat?!!x
mardy bum of a scaredy cat!
speaking of cats, ours staggered this morning and it freaked me out.
bought her a cool mat from B & M bargains this morning and the awkward bugger refuses to sit on it!
billy is taking her to the vet tomorrow.
it was definitely the heatwave that set it off.
hope the vet can do something for her.
i would think that fez is such a cool critter that he is unaffected.
Oh bless her. Nope, he hates it. He’s on cooling mat, ice pack under his bed & a very small paddling pool. Not a happy bunny (no pun intended) or other 1, Whizzbits is not good either, he’s lying on frozen water bottles as in hot water bottles converted Mr Dc is having a nightmare refilling them!!! x
who is whizzbits tracey.
another ferret i presume.
He is Carole, he was supposed to be a hunting ferret, wasn’t going to happen was it?! Think the kitten milk & cream scuppered that, there’s no rabbit hole big enough for him to fit in, besides if Mr Dc lost him he would be digging his own hole.
hah! you sound a tad evil girl!
next song:
"…now and then i think about all the times you screwed me over
but had me believing it was something that i’d done"
don’t be afraid to be weak
don’t be too proud to be strong
just look into your heart my friend
moved on from retro and into obscure