Brain Fog

Woof, woof (quack).

Can I have a free one please? After all, I encouraged the whole discussion.

Plus Chrissie should definitely get a free Factor 300 SFP Duffle Puffle Duffer Coat.

Something has to be done to stop the terrible skin cancer figures which the sales of ‘traditional’ sun / beach wear encourages.

Well done Durer Duffer.

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(BTW, welcome back Slug!)

That’s a great idea Sue. Maybe rather than “free” it might sound better if they were complimentary with the recipient’s giving ratings and reviews.

Maybe Spring isn’t the best time to be promoting such garments.

The market will soon be crying out for fans and air conditioning units …

keep it down, he will try to sell you a bigger cupboard…

Mick

you kidding grandma? we had a full weekend of summer but we mustn’t forget where we’re from. it’s just about over for this year. we can have fun kicking through leaves which have been swept carefully into a neat pile! then if we are lucky, we can have snowball fights and make snow angels.

Oh ye of little faith … lol x

Fair point, then bigger house I guess. No, I’m going to be quite firm, as it’s no longer bank holiday I don’t have to fall for all the bargains

The days are long, the nights are hot

i don’t sleep, I do not

the legs are fat, the heat stays

im not wishing the sun away

but lie ins are all but forgot

i will nap out of my cot

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You need ceiling fans

Ah ha x

Or a hotline to whichever demigod is responsible for the weather.

If you can manage that, please could you request nice sunny days, not too hot, not cold and not too windy. Oh and please could it rain gently through the very early morning, maybe between perhaps 1 and 5 am would be good. That way the gardens and crops get watered daily but people are mostly kept dry (apart from those club goers who won’t care if they’ve had a load of booze). And we’d all manage to sleep better as it’ll cool down overnight.

Thanks.

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You don’t want much, do you?

How about jam that spreads itself? Or trains that run on time?

I can do you lightbulbs that go out by themselves or a potato that looks like me (when the light is from the left).

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Interesting comment about the jam AD. When we stayed with a friend in his cabin way out in the sticks in Missouri the breakfast he cooked for us, after the huge fry up, was followed by Apple Butter (jam) and toast, but out there they don’t bring it to a setting point, therefore one pours it on the toast. Absolutely delicious but this Brit brings her Apple Butter to a setting point so it is the same consistency of our regular jams and butters.

Orders taken. Returnable jam jars.

Information available from Grandma’s Kitchen, Grandma’s Pantry, Gloucestershire

We have motion sensitive light bulbs for the hall and top landing, so they do in effect turn themselves off, saving money too!!

Tasty tasty. Do you do lemon cheese/curd? Yummmmmmmy

OMG that picture AD, is that the potato that looks like you? Do you really look like you’re suffering from elephantiasis?

There was this picture I had in my head, a bit like a Christopher Reeves before he turned into Superman. And now you’ve gone and spoiled all that.

Ruin all my fun why don’t you!!!

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Lemon curd is very easy to make x

crazy thread this. i’m left with a vision of AD potato head with lemon curd on it. keep it up peeps.

Sorry but that is a total waste of lemon curd unless it is topped with meringue

Now that sounds delicious. My mil used to bake a gorgeous lemon meringue tart perhaps I need to spend some more time in the kitchen. Or perhaps AD could introduce some new tempting lines!

Oh shock horror Sue 84 !!!

Do you realise you have just planted the idea of a Durer Cook Book!!! Seriously???