Well, I turn my back & mayhem ensues, sock discussions I can take, as I can microwavable foil, but prison? on IOD? bugger that, I will spend most of my life in it! Thank you Sue, good job Fez is loved by us, any form of violation towards any ferret kind will result in death. Not a pleasant one at that. Sue has described eloquently the preferred methods of dispatch, although others will be discussed, all of which will be painful. Sorry if I have arrived back a tad obnoxious, but my long absence has sent me to the brink of madness, but I’m back, in black & I’ve missed you all xxxxxxx
Oooooh Tracey’s back. And in black (as ever) hooray. Let it be the thought of any misdemeanours against ferrets; and subsequent punishment, be that which has brought you back to us!!! Never far from our thoughts, our Mrs DC and ‘our’ beloved Fezbomb.
Really hope you’re better. Eyes, limbs, everything all present and correct??
We neeeed our Tracey, our Princess of Darkness, Queen of gin tasting and Chief Ferret Mistress.
Welcome back.
Sue
hello
i’ve been missing but you probably haven’t noticed!
i agree with grandma, the fog has been so thick it’s quite daunting to catch up with the thread.
anyway it’s good to see the fog is thriving.
pea soup
carole x
Thank you Sue I am feeling a lot better, haven’t had any alcoholic beverage for 6 weeks, namely Gin, but I have accrued 11 litre bottles of various varieties which I am really looking forward to sampling in the very near future. I can’t remember the last time I have had such an abstinence, albeit enforced, from any tipple to be honest & knowing I have copious amounts within reach, I must have been sick. Carole, I have been missing from the Forum myself, so I didn’t realise you too where absent, but happy new year & we’re back. Have missed everyone, I can know focus, both eyes are listening to each other, Mr Dc has been duly instructed as I can spot dust at a million paces, so he will be wielding the duster tomorrow, whilst I supervise, not sure wether he is pleased I am better today though, bless him. Fez has been full of the devil today, he seems to know it’s ok to be a bugger cos his Mum’s back. He has been keeping me company in bed, with his Unicorn I might add. Poor Mr Dc, not many men would put up with a ferret & unicorn in bed, no wonder he’s been a tad wary of sleeping, after all, ferrets are renowned for trouser legs & sharp teeth. I am up late tonight, which is an improvement & I am determined to get ‘day’ dressed tomorrow, jimbies have lost their appeal. Looking forward to some madness that is BF xxxxxxxxx
Tracey
Glad to hear you are back again.
Mick
Grandma,
I stopped trying to keep up with this crazy thread a long time ago.
Mick
I had noticed you’d not been in the thick of the fog just lately, but haven’t been too worried because I know you’ve been around and about.
Sorry if the BF has got a bit more irrelevant and irreverent than usual. We’ll have to try to make some sense occasionally. Try anyway.
Sue x
Why were you chopping onions??
Everyone’s got to have a hobby.
Mick, I have to take issue with that negative statement and give you official notice to reconsider and withdraw it. You are obviously guilty of not reading the revised T’s and C’s required for posting in this thread. One is permitted to be a batty as one is capable of - the exception being that no-one is capable of being batter than the said AD. Considering all the trials and stress all who post here have gone through from limbo land to dx, the long lasting and possibly irreversible side effects of such trauma mean that it is impossible to be subjected to this journey we reluctantly embark on without the coping mechanisms such as whackiness and battiness which are so perfectly demonstrated in the form and being of the aforementioned AD. Therefore, feel it is my duty to remind you of your previous valuable contributions to this thread and anything as sensible as your aforementioned statement is not permitted due to the trauma which may be caused to other contributors of this thread. I respectfully request that you reconsider such statements and continue with the valuable contributions that we have become accustomed to- the dafter the better. The last thing anyone here wants is to have to deal with a sensible post. I am sure I speak for all who contribute here when I say that we just don’t do sensible. Totally no fun at all and for me personally sends me reaching for another bottle of Baileys.
Oh. Was that a serious proposal? You should have said. I thought it was the left over Christmas booze talking …
Oh I say, very well said Grandma. Clearly someone has been taking notes about rules and regulations of this thread.
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It wasn’t AD and someone had to do it
What rules?
Glad you’re back Tracey and all in black albeit PJs or otherwise… I’ve cut sugar right down and got a headache and am starving started yesterday and I’m still not skinny… oh the nostalgia of Christmas is calling from chocolate shaped boxes… Do we have a journalist or media office at all… I learnt of the dangers of glitter today and I wonder if that’s not a public health warning as I absolutely in intend on glitter bombs, sprinkles from my wings and when I’m not fluttering ill be using my unicorn who farts glitter xx
Oh you know, the old no rules thing. The anything goes, all accepted, maniacs of any stamp welcome.
The revised T’s and C’s AD.
Oh I know. Diets are a bugger. You accept the general guidelines, with just the odd chocolate digestive shaped or gin bottled slip up, and then they punish you with no instant weight loss. So it’s no wonder we backslide.
Mind you, I never ever go on diets in January. There are several reasons for that, one is the left overs from Christmas (did I mention I still have a Lindt reindeer?), then there’s my birthday and Mr Sssues birthday, and the obligatory treats / holidays / slap up meals (I’m going to India in one week!).
I suspect that we have no media office. Journalists are not represented either. Volunteering?
The glitter in use on the Island will be fine. Unicorn farts are healthful glitter. And that’s where all the other glitter in use will be harvested from.
§ue
I always thought glitter came from ferret farts.
Hi Tracey!
Have you seen any of my socks?
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Blimey, I did not realise there were rules…
M