Brain Fog

Hebeyellow no jeebies

​think I’m gonna take offence as not in mr durer’s credits…sit in a corner and stew

The Fog? Wasn’t that a novel by , oh Brian fog is interfering with me trying to remember that horror writer… James was it? Herbert James? James Herbert? turned into a film, where dead folk came out of the fog…

I know it scared me silly!

I had a sock experience last night which I must share.

It being 100 degrees below in West Yorkshire, I kept me fluffies on last night, but they were making my heel pain worse, so I managed to get one off with me grabber. T’other lingered twixt duvet and cage.,…No, I don’t sleep in a cage like Borat’s wife, the cage is to keep duvet off my tootsie’s.

I digress, so this morning Beautiful Boudica’s Best Bev held one fluffy aloft asking had I eaten t’other? No, I replied, I’ve had porridge and prunes for brekkie as normal. I immediately thought of you AD, and knew I’d better not add to your worries re AWOL sox. But hey-ho! No need to raise the alarm and get the sock search and rescue lads out…The suspect fluffy was found under the bed! All calm restored!

Sleep well all in Brian Fog land. For who knows what delights await us tomorrow!

Pollsx

Quite like the current AD avatar,

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What I’d really like to know is how much ££ it costs to have your name be the answer in a University Challenge question? Because Somebody seems to be a bit of a UC favourite. I want the answer one day to be my name!!! Any clues Ant?

Sue

And as for a change to ones avatar, I thought that was what you actually look like. My avatar is a self portrait after all.

Umm, nope. Nothing springs to mind. Surprise us all!

Slug, my lovely Slug. I was wondering why you didn’t get a credit. I think there may have been one or two others who’ve missed a name check. Um what about Frances (Space) Jacket? Any many others. This thread couldn’t have reached the dizzy heights of close to 500 posts without you! And of course many others whose names escape me for the moment.

AD. I feel some favouritism, aka brain fogginess has scrambled your credits. Forgetting ones compadres is a sure sign of the Fog commonly known as Brian.

Sue

l did well in University Challenge tonight. Answered some of the question they couldn’t. l have a mind full of useless info. My favourite programme is Only Connect - that shows you how weird my brain works.

AD 's avatar is Marty Feldman - comedian of the 60/70’s - that shows you how old we both are.

Spacejacket, I think Sues comment was very much tongue in cheek. :slight_smile:

I think we’re all aware of Marty Feldman. Those were the golden days of comedy.

Had tea at sons very nice too, some healthy arguing about using every cup plate and fork in the building when t`other uses one pan cooking, home, taken pills, about to take anti histamines or whatever they are and giggling, thinking about losing your J - it just conjours up weird thoughts. Sorry spelling fog this evening.

Weird con-incidences, reading Agatha Christie pg 247 Roberts says ‘I’m thoroughy fogged’, pg 252 Poirot says ‘I am a prossy little fellow’.

Thanks Slug,

I’m starring you in my new production, a musical about killer slugs that come from Saturn and invade the White House Rose Garden; threatening all-out war, nuclear winter, extinction of all non-gastropod life forms and the total annihilation of Switzerland.

Here’s a taster;

Slug 1. “Did you hear that?”

Slug 2. “No, What?”

Slug 1. “That noise. Sounded like Switzerland exploding.”

Slug 2. “How can you tell.”

Slug 1. “Just a hunch. More lettuce dear?”

But keep it to yourself for the moment. There are still a few tweaks to be made before filming starts.

Al.

ANOTHER SONG EARWORM COMING ON!!!..“I beg your pardon, I never promised you a Rose Garden…”. La la la la-aaah… :slight_smile:

Good morning fellow foggers, didn’t mean to make a fuss but thankyou Sue and for my multi personality and lettuce mr d. Slug likes lettuce, and I have a pub or two named in my honour, because it is all about me, me, me…

university challenge? I’m lucky to understand a question never mind know the answer, but sometimes I do and the feeling of fog lifting temporarily. Don’t think I’ve ever been an answer though

Now then where’s me glasses?

I was rubbish at UC last night. One of the few I did get was the Albrecht Durer question (there do seem to be an inordinate number of these). But I love Only Connect too. Just a shame they moved it to Friday, cos previously I could have my quiz night all in one go. And on rare occasions I’m brilliant. Obviously, most I’m crap at both.

Sue

I have absolutely no idea. I think it’s MI5 trying to smoke me out!

I sold both my kidneys, a lung and my left ventricle just to get into the country.

I take it you learned to paint by correspondence course. Did you miss a section?

what`s Switzerland done wrong? Not good enough sock losers?

polsxx

I never said I was a good artist. But mocking the afflicted is a bit unkind. Just because my portrait is a bit amateur is no reason to be all sniffy with me.

But you might be right about M15. I don’t think there used to be so many Durer related questions in the Times crossword or University Challenge. I suggest you keep your head down. Perhaps changing your avatar is a good idea. Might confuse the spies.

Shhhhh, I won’t tell them where to find you.

Sue

Well, I’m glad you had a giggle. However, now I have another problem. I seem to be losing my Z and my Q now, as well as my J!!!

What’s going on here? Is it a virus in my laptop or is it just something that’s happening without reason. Are they following my marbles I wonder?

ah it’s lovely to read my favourite entertainment page!

i’d like to thank you each and every one but i can’t do names because the frogs nicked them all.

carole x

It’s only a problem if you want to write (for example) quiz, or buzz, or jolly buzzard quizzing. So actually now I think of it, it’s a hell of a problem.

No clue as to the cause or solution. Just a quick thought.

Zoo (actually a 6 year old of my acquaintance thinks my name is actually Zoo!) x