Oh dear, the brain fog has caused a kitchen casualty again. One small bright green plastic plate now melted on one side. I shall have a collection soon and anyway, with a melted side it is quite easy to pour things off the plate that are left over.
Yes I did buy just one dessert fork for me so that I can daintily eat my limited puds rather than shovelling them in with a big spoon. I have tried a little spoon but it just falls off.
Sue, it was prossy crossroads and I have now learnt a new word prosey for my online scrabble, thank you. Also learnt today that toads crawl, wow what a font of knowledge we all are. Any more interesting facts anyoone?
Not going near the kitchen again today, phoned up my son and told him I am coming for tea. Friday went for tea at my daughter’s house, I think I am getting the hang of this kids thing and making use of them. I might even pull a face a bit this afternoon and mention how upsetting it is to have rubbish in my garage and how good it would be for the rubbish fairy to take it down the tip. It’s never worked before but if you don’t ask you don’t get.
Oh, another visit from another council man, that makes 12 phone calls, the same emails, three visits from council men to find out why they won’t empty my bin. This one promises my bin will be emptied ha ha ha ha ha h ah ah aha h ah ah.
I’m very impressed by the sheer mountains of knowledge we are able to share with each other through the veil of fog. Toads don’t hop? Who’d have thought it? Kittens can have thumbs? You can actually buy just one dessert fork? (I still would’ve pinched one given the opportunity!) Adult children have their uses? (Actually this is of no value to me as I have none and many of you have already discovered this as your own progeny are saintly!) Bin fog is an actual condition? I always suspected as much.
Actually I have discovered something rather disturbing this morning. It seems that certain poncy celebrity types, having discovered that toy dogs that fit in a handbag were becoming too common, have prevailed upon breeders to come up with ‘sausage cats’. Very much like sausage dogs, only feline. Now obviously who wouldn’t want a sausage kitten or a sausage puppy (chippolata)? They look very cute. But it’s cruel and wrong. Sausage cats should definitely not be available on prescription, even if they are fluffy. (Prone to terrible health problems and cats who cannot jump are not cats! IMO!)
Brain Fog is not affecting me badly this morning as I finished and posted my PIP application over the weekend. I don’t care how many times I say it, I shall repeat it again and again I am just so happy. It’s gone, out of my head. And I’ve already forgotten what I wrote. Hahahahaha! And I finished the crossword.
Don’t you mean cats plural AD? I thought you had a houseful. If you can train all the little Soxes to shred paper it could be the start of a new business, paper shredding is such a boring job, feeding pages bit by bit into a machine.
And if you can persuade gullible people into giving you their confidential waste to shred by your cats, you could always steal their personal information and become an international criminal!
Bin fog as well as Brian fog? well if youre having that, Im having black bin liner fog…trouble with black bin liners is that you cant see through `em.
This means when you`re having a ruthless sort out of your diabolically mixed up wardrobe and drawers, putting charity shop gear in one bag and chuck out stuff in another…you can get very muddled up.
This results in the local charity shop window displaying knickers whose elastic has gone…not a pretty sight, although they still have quite a sensible cotton gusset… 1 moth eaten slipper, tatty off white bras with only 1 wire, and a bobbly bed jacket which would`ve made The Lady in the Van look scruffy!
Charity shops are grateful for whatever unwanted chuck outs they can get.
Unless that is, you`re looking in Oxfam windows, who are asking a fortune for a tea cosy or suchlike, that went out with the ark!
And no, I certainly do not agree with sausage cats. What is the world coming to?
