sorry i was giggling at the thought of a giraffe wearing a pointy hat
Ah I just knew it had to be somewhere !! Causing mischief or more getting up to mischief !! Thank you Tracey
As Dr Racy has fully endorsed your diet plan Sue could we have an example meal plan for a day please I intend to follow religiously and look forward to some gin induced parties in the mouth x
I am taking my medication now.
X
Your pets are running amok FB. And messing with other peoples mythical beasts. Does your giraffe normally do gnome impressions? I think that’s what Mick is getting at. I bet no one’s fooled by it. The ears would stick up too much. And the big eyes might give it away too.
The diet plan is generally, eat whatever you like. Include plenty of high cocoa content chocolate. And some fruit and veg. If you like them. If you don’t, miss them off the diet and eat cakes instead.
Ensure you have at least one large gin per day, maybe more if hardened to it (Dr Racy can probably handle more, Carole of course can handle more, but I suspect gets to a point where she thinks another few won’t hurt - until the next day. Actually this probably applies to Dr Racy and the rest of us too!) The choice of gin variety is open to the individual, as is the tonic water. Fruit should be added, either frozen or fresh, preferably citrus types, but of course cucumber can be added or substituted (as can elderflower liqueur). If the fruit is fresh then possibly the addition of ice is allowed.
By ‘large’, I am assuming we are not talking ‘pub large’ btw, that counts as a single not a double. But that’s dependent on your perspective. In my house, I have a ‘home large’ and Mr Sssue has a ‘home extra large’, because he’s the one that pours the drinks and because he knows I’m a lightweight.
I like to temper the medicinal qualities with a few nice crisps if they are available, or maybe a healthy peanut or two. But that’s up to you, and in my case tonight by some error of judgement no snacks were bought. It won’t affect the healthful qualities of the gin.
Of course tonic on its own can be useful medicinally as it contains quinine as Mr Sssue has just reminded me, it’s an anti malarial. So is very good if you’re planning on visiting malarial areas of the world. Which we aren’t.
Sue x
Hi
tonic water keeps the mosquitos at bay but also the midges.
these midgets have driven me to distraction when on holiday in Scotland (my favourite place in the universe).
yea i know i said midgets but they are very small.
anyway my gin glass is still here (i don’t believe in tidying up before bed) so i can now eat the fruit.
even lime is palatable when it’s been soaked in gin.
i’d forgotten the chocolate - time to remedy that!
Should i have the sea salt, pistacchio or chilli.
a square of each!
carole x
Excellent plan Carole. One of each sounds good to me (ah Lindt, how I love you!)
Sue
he`s got some chuffin neck is all I can say!
pollsx
I like shipboard mocktails.
sex on the beach was nice too, mind.
pollsx
They can’t touch you for it, Poll.
can you imagine how a giraffe with a sore throat must feel???
G’ruff.
they can try!
pollsx
Ooer Mrs!
Well here it is again, Sunday & guess whats on the menu? Pelican (Flutters, my Pheonix has been violated), lots of chocolate, & GIN!!! Surprised you that hasn’t it?! Poll, what you been doing on the beach, you naughty girl & on a Sunday. My emojis have been confiscated, again. Awww well, chin chin!!! (I’m having a Mr Ssssue sized 1!)xx
they would have to catch you first
Bugger, they appear to be back I’ve only had 2, large 1s granted, but I’m sure they weren’t there a minute ago!!! I’m leaving the fruit out of the next 1, it’s clouding my judgement
wot, no emojis either???
mr durer
what has become of your profile picture, way too young for one as accomplished as you.
it does look naughty though so in that way it is appropriate.
carole x
AD is using one his school photo’s… this is one of him when he was 10… in short trousers still and his socks fallen down to his ankles. And a forever runny nose… Get the Picture!!