Anyone remember the 'limbs falling off' joke?

Quite a while ago someone put a link to a very funny tongue in cheek joke about someone going to the doctor with a leg fallen off and the doctor said something like “come back when something else happens” then when his arm fell off the doctor said “you must be depressed” etc etc etc

If anyone knows where to find this I’d be grateful

Thanks,

Deb

Thanks Pat, I can’t find it at all - do you remember it?