a little cracker of a joke

a man walks into the local surgery, the doctor asks how may he help him, the man replies that for the last several weeks he had awoke during the night. The doc replies that many folk wake up during the night, the man says not in the kitchen, not in the nude, and certainly not with his ‘thing’ inside the biscuit tin. Please doc, you’ve got to help me, pleads the man, the doc shakes his head and says no, he cannot help, that the man is f**king crackers. brian

Very good.