An old man was talking to his GP “Me and God have a such a good relationship he can sort things out before I even think of them!”
“How is that then?” asks the GP
“For example, when I get up in the middle of night to go to the bathroom he turns on the light! Then when I have finished and leave he turns the light off for me! This happens every night!”
At which point his elderly wife points out angrily “that is because you are tiddling in the fridge!”
A bit of a chuckle time!