An old man was talking to his GP “Me and God have a such a good relationship he can sort things out before I even think of them!”
“How is that then?” asks the GP
“For example, when I get up in the middle of night to go to the bathroom he turns on the light! Then when I have finished and leave he turns the light off for me! This happens every night!”
At which point his elderly wife points out angrily “that is because you are tiddling in the fridge!”
That’s hilarious - like a birthday card l sent my Uncle George [Barnes] It was an old man walking away from a health centre- having tiddled through the letter-box. The receptionist turns to the other one and says ‘’ l see Mr Barnes has posted his urine sample again’’
And it was the same for a friend who mistook my bunk in a bunkhouse as a conveniance post Ale! How we laughed when I made him clean it up and wash/dry my sleeping bag!
As Patch Adams says, humour can be a good medicine.