Your morning smile!

I love this! Thought it might give you all a giggle.


If you are a senior you will understand this one,
if you deal with seniors,
this should help you understand them a little better,
and if you are not a senior yet…

God willing, someday you will be…

The £2.99 Special

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the ‘seniors’ special’
was two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for £2.99.

’Sounds good,’ my wife said.
’But I don’t want the eggs.'

’Then, I’ll have to charge you £3.49
because you’re ordering a la carte,'
the waitress warned her.

’You mean I’d have to pay
for not taking the eggs?'
my wife asked incredulously.

’YES!’ stated the waitress.

’I’ll take the special then,'
my wife said…

’How do you want your eggs?'
the waitress asked.

’Raw and in the shell,’ my wife replied.

She took the two eggs home and baked a cake.


WE’VE been around the block more than once!

Oh my goodness! So sorry about the text size/colour etc. I copied and pasted, not thinking it would come out like this. Think I need a few computer lessons!

Never mind the font size, June, it was good for a chuckle.

You can avoid the font size in future by opening Word (or whatever), pasting into a new document, adjusting size and colour and then doing a second copy and paste.


Thanks Geoff - I’ll give it a try x