OMG! I’ve had the milk coming out of my nose thing, but never chocolate. +1 for that one, Carole! Actually, +2 for managing to gross your son out too.
On a related note, creme eggs are naff now, aren’t they! When I was at primary school I remember the chocolate being so thick that you had to saw your way through it with your teeth, and you got a decent amount of yolk! Not the tiny wisp that you get now.