You read it here first

Everyday living
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Did I read that sign right?
TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW

In a Laundromat:
AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT

In a London department store:
BARGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS

In an office:
WOULD THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEP LADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN

In an office:
AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND STAND UPSIDE DOWN ON THE DRAINING BOARD

Outside a second hand shop:
WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN?

Notice in health food shop window:
CLOSED DUE TO ILLNESS

Spotted in a safari park:(I sure hope so)
ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR

Seen during a conference:
FOR ANYONE WHO HAS CHILDREN AND DOESN’T KNOW IT, THERE IS A DAY CARE ON THE 1ST FLOOR

Notice in a farmer’s field:
THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES.

Message on a leaflet:
IF YOU CANNOT READ, THIS LEAFLET WILL TELL YOU HOW TO GET LESSONS

On a repair shop door:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD - THE BELL DOESN’T WORK)

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Oops,no you haven’t and most probably won’t.Oddly enough there was no bad language or any reason to cause involuntary bodily functions or beverage to run out of the nostrils.Isn’t that ironical.

Wb

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Yes you have if you’ve scrolled down until your finger exploded…Alright it’s late

Wb

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As I noticed there were two replies, I decided to scroll right down. Glad I did. Very funny, thanks

Dawn

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i’ve just exploded coffee from my nose!

thanks wb

carole x

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Brilliant Steve - well worth the lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng scrolllllllllllllllll downnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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Very funny Wb :slight_smile:

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W B you can pack that in!!! Thought the skin was gonna come off my finger!!! Lol

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I’m blaming the latest round of site ‘improvements’

Wb