You've been warned

Everyday living
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IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD

1) You can’t count your hair.

2) You can’t wash your eyes with soap.

3) You can’t breathe when your tongue is out.

Put your tongue back in your mouth, you silly person.

Ten (10) Things I know about you.

1) You are reading this.

2) You are human.

3) You can’t say the letter ‘‘P’’ without separating your
lips.

4) You just attempted to do it.

6) You are laughing at yourself.

7) You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.

8) You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

9) You laugh at this because you are a fun loving person and everyone like that laughs at it too.

10) You are probably going to send this to see who else falls for it.

You have received this e-mail because I didn’t want to be alone in the idiot category.

Have a great Day. Laugh, and then laugh and sing It’s a Beautiful DAY!! even when it’s not.

“Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.”

I definetly did, Wb

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Just what I needed this morning thank you

Pip

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Just what I needed too, thank you :slight_smile: Sam x

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Me too

Debbie x

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hahahahahahah…fell for it completely…

Carriex

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Not only did I fall for it but had a moment of incredible smugness when I realised that I could breathe with my tongue out - thanks for the larf.

Jane

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Yeah… but did you manage to say ‘P’ with your lips closed???

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thanks for that - made me laugh - just waht I needed !!

Judy x

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You are very welcome.but my problem is that most of the forwards I receive would cause the management to come round and put my windows through…With my head.

Wb

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totally fell for that one also :o)

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Good stuff!

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Hee Hee enjoyed that :wink: Linda x

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It did make me laugh. Thanks Wb. Teresa xx