At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a
hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. Don’t disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with
Put your waste paper basket on your desk and label it “in”
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over
their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Finish all your sentences with “in accordance with the prophecy.”
When the money comes out of the cashpoint, scream “I won!”, “I won!” “3rd time
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the car park,yelling
“run for your lives, they’re loose!!”
Have fun …