I’m always dropping things or having little mishaps and wondered what funny or not so funny mishaps you’ve all had!
My most recent one was after my shower went to put face moisturiser on hands must have been slippery and failed miserably at putting the lid on properly. The jar dropped to the floor and most of the contents of the jar splodged out up my new box of Betaferon and my handbag.
I was not amused, I then tried to scrape as much as I could back into the jar, probs not the most hygienic thing but oh well.
Excuse the nastiness but I had an enormous poo that wouldn’t flush away.
So I donned marigolds and took a carrier bag and scooped it out of the loo, intending to put the Bag the other way round, knot it and put it in the bin.
A violent spasm in my right arm meant it all fell out onto the bathroom floor. Yuck! Then spent ages cleaning the floor.
So there’s no way I’d scrape face cream off that floor.
Hi, I dropped myself to save a phone - not as bad as it sounds. I was on a mobile phone and crouched down to look at a low shelf. I lost my balance and instead of dropping the phone and putting a hand out to save myself - i saved the phone and ended up sprawled out on the floor… much to the amusement of the surrounding crowd and the person on the phone
Dropsy is my middle name and how it chuffin frustrates me!
Yesterday I tried to move a large jigsaw globe of the world, weve had for years. Its on a stand and made quite nice ornament.My hubby took eons to put it together some years ago.
So, I attempted to move it to put some xmas deccies up and knocked it to the floor. A section of Africa went concave and bits flew out!
I hid it and told hubby later. He said Thank chuff for that. I hated the bloody thing! Ha!
Dropsy is getting bad for me. And falling. In the supermarket I bent down to pick something up. Next thing i know i am completely sprawled flat out on the floor. Red face i can tell you!! Anne xx
