Wheelchair user and hospital.

Oh what a problem us wheelchair people are.
Got a phone call today from the hospital about a bone scan the doc had asked for…
Hospital - Mr Ronin.
Me - Yes.
Hospital - Your doctor has asked for a bone scan.
Me - OK.
Hospital - How’s your mobility.
Me - Nil.
Hospital - Are you in a wheelchair
Me - yes.
Hospital - Do you need a hoist to get out of your chair.
Me - yes.
Hospital - We haven’t got a hoist were the scanner is there’s not enough room in the room
Me - Well what can we do can you ask the doctor what to do.
Hospital - We can just scan your arms or send the referral back to your doctor.
Pretty good considering the original problem is my feet.

Name changed to protect the innocent, me ha ha