3 Dogs in a waiting room.
Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet.
The Black Labrador asked the yellow Labrador "So why are
The yellow Lab replied, "I’m a *isser. I *iss on everything…the
sofa, the curtains, the cat, the kids.
But the final straw was last night when I *issed in the
middle of my owner’s bed."
The black Lab said, " So what’s the vet going to do?
“Gonna cut my *uts off,” came the reply from the yellow
Lab. “They reckon it’ll calm me down.”
“And why are you here?” the Yellow Lab asked the black.
The Black Lab said, "I’m a digger. I dig under fences,
dig up flowers and trees, I dig just for the hell of it.
When I’m inside, I dig up the carpets.
But I went over the line last night when I dug a great big hole
in my owners’ couch."
“So what are they going to do to you?” the Yellow Lab inquired.
“Looks like I’m losing my *uts too,” the dejected Black Lab said.
The Black Lab then turned to the Great Dane and asked, "Why
are you here?
“I’m a humper,” said the Great Dane.
"I’ll hump anything. I’ll hump the cat, a pillow, the table,
fence posts, whatever.
I want to hump everything I see.
"Yesterday my owner had just got out of the shower and was
bending down to dry her feet, and I just couldn’t help
myself. I hopped on her back and started hammering away."
The Black and the Yellow Labs exchanged a sad glance.
“So, it’s *uts off for you too, huh?”
The Great Dane said, " No, apparently I’m here to get
my nails clipped!