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This is a bit naughty

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the ‘T’ shirt that she normally slept in.

As I walked in, almost awake, she turned to me and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!”

My eyes lit up and I thought, “I am either still dreaming or this is going to be my lucky day!”

Not wanting to lose the moment, I embraced her and then gave it my all, right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she said, “Thanks,” and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

I was wondering why I’d been so lucky.

She explained to me… “The egg timer is broken”

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Thats just started a horrendous coughing fit. Funny x

I gather they weren’t hard boiled then!!!

Pauline

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no pauline, you need soft boiled to dip your soldiers in.

3 minutes!

carole x

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no pauline, you need soft boiled to dip your soldiers in.

3 minutes!

carole x

Who’s dipping soldiers? don’t like egg,so the timings are a bit of a mystery.Now a baked potato…

Wb

Ha ha that made me smile lol