Cheers for all your lovely replies.
I said you can have whatever you fancy…be that sunshine and warm hats, proseco or beer, marmite cashews or chips with chocolate sprinkles…or head banging music or opera…but just pin your ears back to hear what chuffin did occur..it ain
t pretty!
Thursday night, me and sis in bed (thats her regular sleepover to give th
old fella a rest) and I was looking at a fancy top I like for thup coming mini cruise. It was reduced on line at
yours`…ft clobber for fat lasses!
Its purple floaty chiffon with silver diamante detail......just nice! Well, I tried to order it, using password as past customer. Well, it wouldnt have it..
computer says no` it kept repeating. I tweaked my password, no, still no go.
I tried to say forgotten password
to get a new one…nah, still no joy.
I persisted…no email came through as promised, with link for new password…nah…still no joy. Wtf? I asked mesen!
Hubby came in…what you doing?
he enquired…not ordering MORE clothes?
No, just looking!
I took a breather…thought some more and realized my error…I was only trying to order something I wanted from Yours, from Simply Be, wasn`t I? Oh for chuff sake!!
A very frustrating hour later, I gave up and decided to phone my order through. Well, I couldnt find a flippin phone number…they hid that well…they dont want anyone calling, do they? It costs `em money to put a real live human being at the end of a phone!
Aha, I did find it a few minutes later and was about to ring when hubby re-appeared and saw me with house phone in my mitts…who you ringing? You better not be ringing a premium rate number on that!
I
m not. Im not
, I blurted out.
Sis slipped me her mobile and said to use that, as mine cant dial those. She dialled and I spoke. Order done, payment made…sorted! I gave sis her phone back and she said 19 pence..what
s wrong with that?`
Next day, she couldnt make any calls…told her fella in the evening (last night).
She rang me at 9pm and sounded very odd…`Pauline, we have a problem. I have a mobile phone charge of…
£193!!! EEEEEEEKKKK!!!`
What had occured? Neither of us had turned her mobile off!!!
Virgin said they couldnt be held responsible for a customer leaving a phone on. It had totalled the call for 25 minutes, before the battery went dead!
Well why the chuff didnt they phone her or summat? It could`ve been stolen and mis-used, no?
So my posh new top is gonna look the best ever, cos she says she
s gonna embroider £193 on the back!!!
Hubby`s home tomorrow…normal service wil be resumed!
Better clean up now, after that crazy party!!!
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