Rude.......Will make you gurgle


Ethel loves to charge around the nursing home in her wheelchair, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to a maximum speed on the long corridors.

Everybody tolerates each other, and some of the men have actually been known to join in.

The other day, Ethel was speeding up a corridor when a door opened and Mad Mike stepped out of his room with his arm outstretched, “STOP!” he said in a firm voice. “Have you got a license for that thing?”

Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. “OK” he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.

As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, Weird William popped out in front of her and shouted, “STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?”

Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a beer coaster and held it up to him. William nodded and said, “Carry on, mam.”

As Ethel neared the final corridor before the front door, Bonkers Brian stepped out in front of her, stark naked, with an erection.

“Oh, no!” said Ethel, “Not the Breathalyzer again!”


HA … … … getting some funny looks on the bus. Can’t get the laugh out properly, no sound. Couldn’t sleep WB? You make me laugh. Thanks. X

Wb!! And only on my first cuppa hilarious


another excellent one Wb!

running out of superlatives

carole x

at the risk of sounding smutty, did you mean to write ‘gargle’ instead of ‘gurgle’?

i will stand in the corner now…

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Next time I’m at the Nursing Home, visiting my mum, I’m sure I’ll have a laugh ot loud experience…as long as I’m not asked to…SHARE THE JOKE!

And stand there for 2 hours you naughty man fo