I can never get anything in the bin first throw. Buggering gravity drags said rubbish to the floor. It’s like the bin has a rubbish deflecting forcefield round it.
My fat old cat doesn’t get much chance to trip me over. What he does instead is lay down in front of the wheelchair and roll onto his back. Fat buzzard. Moving him is virtually impossible. I sometimes manage to make him move 6 inches. Git.
Bladders and urethras can go in room 101 as well.
My bladder doesn’t do much to upset me to be fair. But my urethra often spends all day saying (subliminally) ‘I want a wee’, ‘I want a wee’! And I can tell it that I know it’s a lie, that it’s just been, but it carries on ‘I want a wee’! It’s a type of neuropathic pain apparently. It can feck off to room 101. Together with everyone’s bladder that shouts the same, or just switches the tap on without warning.
(The poxy urethra is doing it now. Can you tell? It does it nearly all day unless I distract it with something like gin!)
Sue
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I have a new entry
Sunday nights, nothing on tele and I have to go to work in less than 8 hours.
what a pile of …
People who know I am waiting yet ignore me till they are ready to see me, even though it is 20 minutes past my appointed time!!!
Jan x…feeling calmer now
PIP assessments need a room all on their own, what a joke.
The entire PIP system needs a room of its own. Activities, Descriptors, points, assessors, face to faces, mandatory reconsiderations, appeals, delays, bollux.
Sue
just the room for it. room 101!!
slugs
they get into my kitchen somehow.
i try to take a buddhist approach and don’t put salt down.
but tonight there was a big fat one trying to eat a peanut.
well it looked like it was.
kept on and on but the nut remained intact.
it was a salted nut too (i know because i bought them for my son).
why do you insist on eating the wrong things slug, that’s why you are referred to as a big, fat slug!!
Deffo getting ripped off there. I found a great private guy who charges me £20 a time. Worth it. You know what they say: Delegation is the art of leadership. Says she, still waiting on the carer.
Oh mick! Thanks for that. Made me laugh. I can identify with it all. I have a demon cat that was sent to me from lucifer himself. Bealzibub in a black fur coat. The bladder? Ah yes, in deep conversation last week with visitors here, I left the need to empty it rather later that is wise. Consequently, once they’d left I galloped with my triangular wheeled walker (you get the drift? ) to the bathroom. Bursting! As I approached the actual toilet my wheels went faster than my feet could and rolled to the right, wedging into the corner. Instinct had me clenched to the handles and down i went. Back arched the wrong way, having fallen onto the walker and I bloody hurt. I wouldn’t bore you with the details of being righted by my husband. All this time my bladder was waiting! !!! So what was all the rushing for?
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Glad we can chuckle Poppy sorry got hurt. I totally understand the triangular wheel stuff. Out side I use a light Troja rollator but indoors I have a rollator that is heavy and does not fold for narrow gaps and it has wheels carefully designed to steer independently or lock in opposite directions usually perpendicular to my chosen direction of travel. When my left hand holds on to something (like a rollator handle) it is not going to let go unless the right hand (sadly I am left handed [oh the irony] ) peels off the gripping vice like claws.
This Fogging MS is a hoot a minute
M
Another one for room 101… well meaning relatives who do things at 1000MPH (cos they can) who try to get me to keep up.
They will be badgering me for an answer to question #7 or iteration #11 whilst I am still trying to process numbers 3&4
There is no malice in this, they just have no concept of how long I take to do or think about stuff.
Mick
Into room 101 - the researchers who think that because they have found something that works on mice it will actually help pwms. They may have cured the b***** mouse but it aint done me much good!
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Just for the record, what is question #7?
Is it:-
a) which signs of the zodiac have been the biggest influence in your life?
b) may sheep safely glaze?
c) is being a surgeon really that messy?
Maybe it’s
d) who or what were you in a previous life?
e) what is your favourite ballroom dance?
f) what is the square root of 9,786?
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Hmm. Into room 101 animal testing. There are plenty of serial offenders being kept in prisions draining the public purse. Why not give them the choice of being guinea pigs for a shorter sentence? They might actually contribute something useful to society…?
Q#7 is usually “why the Fog have you not done 1 to 6 yet?”
Gits
g) I don’t know, but I must have done something really, really bad to end up with this level of Karma.
h) The Conga.
i) The root of 9,786 is a circle.
There is nothing wrong with your cheese meds Mr D. You are clearly firing on all cylinders.
I thought The Conga was a long fishy git or a a very very long river in Southend or the other 2 sides of a gruent triangle. Oh well it seems that Mastermind will have to wait another year.
Mick
TV Soaps, life’s depressing enough.
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