Room 101

Wrong on that one Tracy, Baked Beans of the 57 variety are more than acceptable food stuff.

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Hurry up, we are waiting for your contribution.

7 quid a nail??? OMG I am in shock

Dolly, you are in. Lol

and why do the bins always have foot pedals to open the lids?

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Flies that keep buzzing around your head or food when there are doors and windows open and waiting for them to find the great outdoors!

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Arrrr, Charlie, but I don’t do it, I supervise, I am the foreman/woman

Oh no it isn’t!!

That is a thing I bring up again and again. Why foot pedals? If I had feet that would do as they’re told, I might be able to walk!!

And hospitals are the worst. They’re all about infection control and yet to use a bin in a disabled loo you have to use your hand.

Bah!!

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Do you know what, the only place that I know caters for us is Llandudno!! they seem to be more than accommodating!! I’m sure there are other places in the UK but I am yet to find them. They have it down to an art. I know I’m showing my age, but I never worry about getting about there. Hotels love us lot. I can manage some walking, with aids, but they can’t do enough. So, I know I’m bias, but bloody hell, we are looked after. Besides they have Cymru Venue, loads of music, shows, etc. Ace place!!! Yep, rhyming was intentional laughx

[/quote] Once went on a Sunday School trip to Llandudno

Dislike people that judge others without knowing details, or facts first :-/

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Dollydaydream, you hit the nail on the head with ironing. What a collosal waste of time. I would only bother for weddings or funerals or job interviews.

but i always was a lazy so and so , however now it can be justified

mick

A man!!! Ironing!!! Respect Mr Mick

don’t get carried away Tracey, I have only been to 1 funeral in the last 5 years & for that I bought a shirt. As for weddings and interviews, it must be 10 years or more. So my ironing is not that practised.

M

PS my amazing Mrs Mogace is not much of an ironer either, part of our compatibility I reckon.

a couple of slam dunks for room 101

#1 Gravity, particularly its random fickle nature, when I want things to fall down they invariably go sideways or up or nowhere at all, yet when I dont want stuff (or me) to fall down things often end up heading floorwards.

#2 getting paper towels to tear off sensibly (whilst using 1 hand) They tear in half or not at all or if in cahoots with poxy gravity the roll will burst free from the frame an make a bid for freedom on the floor leaving a trail of extra trip hazzards.

I really must work out a better strategy.

Mick

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i have a new one for room 101. well it’s not new to me. it’s the pong that emanates from my husband’s socks! opened the laundry basket this morning to end up singing ā€œstink footā€. frank zappa has a song for every occasion! ā€œyour stink foot puts a hurt on my nose!ā€

Gravity is a bugger and definitely in room 101. Trying to pull up pants, trousers etc which want to hit the floor while I’m wobbling about and inevitably end up sitting down again midway through. Then try again, and again and eventually a feeble ā€˜help please Mr Sssue, come and pull my pants up and try not to give me a wedgy (again)’ comes out!

Things also just jump out of my hands and hit the floor and it’s hard to pick stuff up from a wheelchair with dodgy balance. Brakes have to go on, I lean forward, with crappy hands attempt to pick up the offending item. Then have a problem with where to put whatever it is whilst releasing brakes and moving to kitchen worktop etc. And toast butter side down also has to have the greasy spot removed with kitchen towel!

It happens when I’m laying on my bed too, things hit the floor and have to stay there because it’s too damn hard to sit up, reach for dropped ā€˜thing’ (assuming I can reach the bugger) then pick heavy legs back up and attempt to get comfortable again.

Not to mention the times I have hit the floor with only paramedics able to get me back up again. Obviously were I 5 foot tall and a skinny minnie, Mr Sssue might be able to pick me up. But I’m neither. And he’s got a bloody hernia. So if I am subject to sudden gravity (ie fall over), that’s it until paramedics arrive. I am very careful. I’ve not fallen for a long time. Thankfully.

Ba*tard gravity.

Sue

Sue my circumstances are slightly different but I am with you 100%

I know, poxy MS affects us all differently. That should be in room 101 too. The fact that not only the variations of MS ā€˜types’ varies, but our experience of the various symptoms differs too. The other day a person of my acquaintance with PPMS said his arms and legs had been extra crappy for the last 2 days. If that were me, I’d think I either had an infection or that the symptoms were here to stay for months if not forever. So I was a bit worried. He reassured me that ā€˜it happens like that’ for him.

And a person with only one working hand has a completely different experience from a person with two rubbish hands that sort of work.

Just like a person with completely crappy legs who basically can hardly stand let alone walk, differs from someone with mostly crappy legs, but ones that will walk a bit.

So our experience of some of roughly the same symptoms can be so varied, it’s like we all have our own variation of MS. Or our own ā€˜normal’.

Bloody multiple sclerosis. Honestly, next time I’m picking a different disease. Although pretty much all the autoimmune ones have their own variety of crap. I might just have eczema or an allergy, maybe an allergy to cheese? Or perhaps I’ll keep cheese and MS!

Sue

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… blinkin’ bloody mutha foggin’ gravity…

I went to chuck a banana skin in the open bin, but oh no , gravity decides to flip polarity and fling the rubbish on the floor, I bend (painfully) to pick up the rubbish and get within a nats winkie of the open bottle of milk, hey presto gravity restores regular polarity and the flippin’ milk is everywhere.

I think this gravity sh*te has an agenda and actively dislikes me.

and another thing, my deaf senile cat is also in cahoots with gravity and takes every opportunity to try and trip me up.

Lastly my flippin’ bladder can b*gger off to room 101. It waits until I am trying to serve up some dinner and then says ā€œemergency, emergency I need to empty nowā€ so I stumble to the loo (narrowly avoiding the poxy cat) and when I get there the bladder says ā€œnah only joking - give it another 10 minutesā€

Feels like I needed to get that off my chest.

Thanks

Mick

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