Today, we all went for a pub lunch, and when we had munched and drunk, we went back to the car where we saw a Great Dane dog in the back of a hatchback, looking very hot and bothered. The twerp of an owner was very annoyed to see us all looking at this poor dog, and he strode up to his car with a curled up lip. One of my sisters got a pad and pen out of her handbag and wrote down his number and make of car just for the 'All Bran' effect, and this seemed to do the trick, as he certainly sped up and let the poor dog out of the car. The weathermen say that it is 27` here todasy, but this twit of a man had even parked in full sun, so I dread to think of what it was like in that oven. Honestly, some people. I wouldn't even keep a banker in there in this weather.
Keep cool peeps,