Baby Penguin asks his big sister: “Are you sure I’m a penguin?”
And his sister says: “Yeah. Look, you live on an iceberg and have a black and white coat just like mine”
So Baby Penguin goes to his mum and says “Mum, are you suuure I’m a penguin?”
Mum: “Of course you are silly. Look you have a beak and flippers, you can swim but you can’t fly and you eat fish”
So he goes to his dad: “Dad, are you suuuuuuuure I’m a penguin??”
Dads says: “Of course, why do you ask?”
Baby says "Cos I’m blimmin’ freezing!
A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.
The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, “Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo.”
The man replies “I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies.”
Two fish in a tank. One says to the other ‘So you know how to drive this thing then ?’… I got one about a ‘penguin’ and a hooker too, but of course I would…
