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Penguin Joke

I spent ages trying to find this joke again

Baby Penguin asks his big sister: “Are you sure I’m a penguin?”
And his sister says: “Yeah. Look, you live on an iceberg and have a black and white coat just like mine”

So Baby Penguin goes to his mum and says “Mum, are you suuure I’m a penguin?”
Mum: “Of course you are silly. Look you have a beak and flippers, you can swim but you can’t fly and you eat fish”

So he goes to his dad: “Dad, are you suuuuuuuure I’m a penguin??”
Dads says: “Of course, why do you ask?”
Baby says "Cos I’m blimmin’ freezing!

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Good to have you back and on top form!

I used to know a penguin joke but can’t remember it… if I can think of it I’ll post it.

Pat xx

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Googled and found it!

A man was driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back seat. The police stop him and say that he can’t drive around with the penguins in the car and should take them to the zoo. The man agrees and drives off.

The next day the same man is driving down the road with twenty penguins in the back and again. He is stopped by the same police officer who says, “Hey! I though I told you to take those to the zoo.”

The man replies “I did. Today I’m taking them to the movies.”

Lol… xx

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Smashing jokes thanks. I like the choccie biccy ones too…jokes and biscuits, super.

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Brilliant!

Thanks Don and Pat…I love the jokes.

Michelle x

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I love silly jokes

Jan x

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Well then jan…

what happens when you drop a blue stone into the Red Sea? It gets wet

where do spiders play football? Webley

silly silly. Hope al well xx

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Two fish in a tank. One says to the other ‘So you know how to drive this thing then ?’… I got one about a ‘penguin’ and a hooker too, but of course I would… :wink:

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I wondered why the baseball was getting closer, then it hit me.

Jan x

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Thanks for those, I’d add to them if I could remember any, sadly my brain is a sieve today.

Cath x

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Cath your not on your own, been in bed for almost two days sleeping mostly but can’t remember anything.

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Dude, I hope you’re there in your cape… :wink:

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