A 90 yr old woman, Ethel, gave birth to a baby boy. The world was stunned. it was in all the papers. Gladys hadn
t seen Ethel for 50 yrs, so she thought shed go visit her.
As Et opened her front door, Gladys said
Eeee, Ethel! Youve had a bay. How wonderful. Can I see him?
Ethel asked her in a put the kettle on.I
ll show him to you when he cries.
They had their cuppas and Gladys said
Can I see the baby now?
No, when he cries Ill let you see him`.
2 hours later Gladys was becoming irritated and said
Why wont you show me the baby, I
ve been here ages?.
Because I cant remember where I put him`, replied Ethel.
Good `un, innit?