I went to the doctors with hearing problems.
He said “Can you describe the symptoms?”
I said “Homers a fat bloke and Marge has blue hair”

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Like it !

Made me LOL. Thanks Scudger!!

Are we to assume this is a joke thread? Perhaps the Jolly club, come in for a laugh a joke to enter…

Here’s mine:

Three men in a car crash, stranded.

After a few hours they decide to go and get help

One takes the radiator in case he needs a drink

The other takes a chair in case he needs to sit down

Finally the last man takes the door so he can wind the window up if it starts raining…

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I hate to be a party pooper but it’s kind of an un-written rule that we do not allow ‘joke threads’ on the forum. Whilst they are fun, they can also quickly escalate and may cause offence to some. For that reason I’m locking the thread.


Oliver - admin