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OUCH

Al came home drunk one night, slid into bed beside his sleeping wife, and fell into
a deep slumber.

He awoke before the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter said, 'You died in your sleep, Al…'

Al was stunned. 'I’m dead? No, I can’t be! I’ve got too much to live for. Send me back!'

St. Peter said, 'I’m sorry, but there’s only one way you can go
back, and that is as a chicken.'

Al was devastated, but begged St. Peter to send him to a farm near his home. The next
thing he knew, he was covered with feathers, Clucking, and pecking the ground.
A rooster strolled past… 'So, you’re the new hen, huh?
How’s your first day here?'

’Not bad,’ replied Al the hen, 'but I have this strange feeling
inside. Like I’m gonna explode!'

’You’re ovulating,’ explained the rooster.
’Don 't tell me you’ve never laid an egg before? '

’Never,’ said Al.

’Well, just relax and let it happen,’ says the rooster . 'It’s no big deal.'

Al did, and a few uncomfortable seconds later, out popped an egg!

Al was overcome with emotion as he experienced motherhood. He soon laid another
egg – his joy was overwhelming.

As he was about to lay his third egg, he felt a smack on the back of his head, and
heard his wife yell…

’Al! Wake up. You [filtered word] the bed!'

poor al, ya gotta feel for him.

Oh, now that IS good…I never saw the punch line coming.

Do you know a song that my morning carer sings? It goes like this;

I`m a bow legged chicken

I`m a knock kneed hen

Never been so happy

Since I don`t know when

I walk with a wiggle and

I squiggle when I squalk

Doing the tenesee wigwalk.

Will you dance with me honey?

Point your toe and slide

Wiggle your hips

From side to side

i walk with a wiggle

And I squiggle when I squalk

Doin the Tenesee wig walk!

You should see her do the dance. She looks very cheeky!

luv Pollx

Smashin’ Poll,but what’s the tune?

Wb xx

Oh no the song is going around in my head, thanks Poll!! I think it was my grandpa that sang this one :slight_smile: Sara x

Here you go wobbles !! Xxx http://youtu.be/JS0IjpmwDD4

Diddle id de didi

Diddi bop bop bop

Biddi bopbop didi

didi bop bop den

etc

pollx

roflmao :slight_smile:

I love your description of how the tune goes. Lol

Poll,should we be calling you The Big Bopper?

Wb x