Yes I’m having one of those mornings!
Woke up full of the joys of spring! Sat up - grabbed my summer fruits squash and threw it in my own face!
Got out of bed and slid in it on the wooden floor - discovered I’m too old for the splits!!!
Shuffled & slid to the bathroom - sat awkwardly on the loo so the seat pinched my bum really bad!!! Ouch!!
Still - not daunted - off I traipsed downstairs - hit the wall once then bounced off the rail and stumbled and staggered into the hall. Hubby by now is looking a little concerned!
‘Morning’ I said brightly, bounced off the kitchen doorframe and went to give my Kizzy her morning milk - I totally missed her bowl and poured it all over the back of her head!!
Straightened up and went to put the top on the milk and it flew accross the room - as I bent to pick it up I hit my head on the breakfast bar!!
Hubby was now up on his feet so I decided to lie flat on the kitchen floor declaring myself ‘insane & unsafe’!!!
Hubby agreed so I’m now relegated to my sofa with my coffee, sore head and sore bum and I’m not allowed to get up until I’ve coordinated my brain with the rest of my body!!
Why do I sometimes feel like a baby Giraffe??? xxxjenxx