***Mating call***Multi-racial...don't read just to see if you can complain nuts***

Two Indians and an *Irishman were walking through the woods.

All of a sudden one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.

‘Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!’ he called into the cave and listened closely until he heard an answering, 'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!

He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The *Irishman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about. ‘Was the other Indian crazy or what?’

The Indian replied 'No, It is our custom during mating season when Indian men see cave, they holler ‘Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!’ into the opening… If they get an answer back, it means there’s a beautiful squaw in there waiting for us.

Just then they came upon another cave.

The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and hollered, ‘Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!’ Immediately, there was the answer.

‘Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!’ from deep inside.

He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.

The *Irishman wandered around in the woods alone for a while, and then spied a third large cave. As he looked in amazement at the size of the huge opening, he was thinking, ‘Hoo, man! Look at the size of this cave! It is bigger than those the Indians found. There must be some really big, fine women in this cave!’

He stood in front of the opening and hollered with all his might

‘Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!’ Like the others, he then heard an answering call, ‘WOOOOOOOOO, WOOOOOOOOO WOOOOOOOOO!’

With a gleam in his eye and a smile on his face, he raced into the cave,tearing off his clothes as he ran.

The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read…

NAKED *IRISHMAN RUN OVER BY TRAIN!!!

*Irish with an English born mother, Scottish born father, Welsh born grandparents on one side & mixed race on the other!

Your jokes brighten up my day.

Thankyou Hazel

Teresa.x

Splendid H,but just to complete the racial stereotyping,did the bloke have ginger hair? If he did then it was cousin Seamus.

S xx

well-i have read it and am complaining! due to hysterical laughter i have dribbled-now got to change-ur fault!

ellie xxx

thanks Hazel that was brilliant

Judy x

Yeh,it was funny and I didnt see the train coming, just like the Irish lad!

luv Pollx

Classic lol now I am sat on the bus into York damn near wetting myself with laughter and people are looking at me like I’m tapped in the head, well they are right lol

Keep the jokes coming :slight_smile:

PMSL Hun!!!

Glad to see that u are on top form with ur jokes again hun

hope u well n happy,

God Bless

Anna x

Thank you peeps…

Yes Steve, it was your cousin…

xxx