A group of gypsies go to Heaven and wait at the pearly gates to be allowed in. St Peter comes along and tells them " You have been nothing but a bunch of lying, scheming thieves all your lives and I’m not sure I can let you in. I’ll go and ask." St Peter goes and finds Jesus and asks if the gypsies can come in. “Of course they can” says Jesus, " Go and welcome them." St Peter goes back to find them but they are gone. “They’re gone!” St Peter shouts to Jesus! What, the Gypsies have gone? “No, the gates!”