a monday funny

A monday funny to wash away the blues How to get to Heaven from Scotland I was testing children in my Glasgow Sunday School class to see if they understood the concept of getting into heaven. I asked them, “If I sold my house and my car, had a big jumble sale and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?” “NO!” the children answered. “If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden and kept everything tidy, would that get me into heaven?” Again, the answer was ‘No!’ By now I was starting to smile. “Well, then, if I was kind to animals and gave sweeties to all the children, and loved my husband, would that get me into heaven?” Again, they all answered ‘No!’ I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued, “Then how can I get into heaven?” A six year old boy shouted, "Yuv got tae be f***n’ dead”!