Cowboy Jim (Joke)


Cowboy Jim appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates. 

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.   
'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.  

'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. 

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground. 

I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the sh.. out of all of you!'   

          St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'


         'Couple a minutes ago.'



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;-)))) Mary