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My friend found out that her dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the vet. The vet found that the problem was ear wax and hair, clogging the dog’s ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine.

The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she should go to the store and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month.
Andrea went to the store and bought some “Nair” hair remover. At the register, the pharmacist told her, “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.” Andrea said, “I’m not using it under my arms.”
The pharmacist said, “If you’re using it on your legs, don’t use body lotion for a couple of days.” Andrea replied, “I’m not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I’m using it on my Schnauzer.”

The pharmacist says, “Well, stay off your bicycle for about a week.”

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Can’t see the keykeyboard for the tears, my sides hurt, love it

Now I’ve recovered a bit, and wiped my eyes & nose (yes even nose was running I laughed so much), you never fail even to have me in stitches.

OMG!!! WB, that made me laugh so hard i coughed and nearly choked!! Absolutely brilliant.

Brilliant as usual!

Pauline xx

i love innuendo… to the extent that i will show your impressive piece to my wife and see if her eyes water as well (don’t blame me, the wobbly one started it)

So funny Wb! another one I’m sharing on my facebook page

Another WB classic. Keep 'em coming

Tracey