Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement home were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: 'Fred, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?'
Fred says, 'Well I feel just like a newborn baby.'
’Really!? Like a newborn baby!?'
’Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet me trousers.'
“Slept like a baby” has always interested me.Does it mean you pooed yourself then woke up screaming.