There is a town in Cheshire called Frodsham with its own alphabet! I reckon many of us can be a bit kebbly!
A FRATSAM ALPHABET
Compiled by R.W.Gleave
A is fer AXING FUR SUMMAT THAS NOT GOT
B is fer BORKIN CHILLDA DO IT A LOT
C is fer CLAWPIN THEE BUTTER ON BREAD
D is fer DANCERS THA GOSS UP TA BED
E is fer ESSOLE THA SITS RIND AT NEET
F is fer FLUMMOXED THA CAN’T GET IT REET
G is fer GAWLESS ACTIN THE FOO
H WE NEER USED EXCEPT WHEN AT SKOO
I is fer IKIN LIKE A KIE WI ITS ERN
J is fer JUFT CAN FAIR GIE THEE A TURN
K is fer KEBBLY IT ROCKS QUATE A BIT
L is fer LOZZACK THA DOES NOWT BUT SIT
M is fer MARD IT MEANS SOFT AS MUCK
N is fer NONK THA GETS FER GIVIN OWD BUCK
O is fer OCCUD NOT SEEF ON THEE FEET
P is fer PUTHREE. THA CAN FAIR FEEL TH EET
Q is fer QUAYAT SHURRUP AND BE STILL
R is fer RAMMY NEER AS A SWILL
S is fer SLOTHERIN THEE FEET IN A FLEWER
T is fer TORM THATS WEN THA FAWS OWER
U is fer UNYUN THA LIKES BOILT IN A POT
V is fer VARMINT A MACE OR A ROT
W is fer WEEGES WEN THY GETS THEE DOSH
X is fer HEXLUNT WEN THA TRIES TO TALK POSH
Y is fer YOSKIN IT CAN PUT THEE TA BED
Z is fer ZONK MEANS A CLITE RIND THEE YED
IF THA CAN UNDERSTAND THIS
THY ARE A PROPER JOW YED.