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Having trouble being understood?

There is a town in Cheshire called Frodsham with its own alphabet! I reckon many of us can be a bit kebbly!

A FRATSAM ALPHABET

Compiled by R.W.Gleave

A is fer AXING FUR SUMMAT THAS NOT GOT

B is fer BORKIN CHILLDA DO IT A LOT

C is fer CLAWPIN THEE BUTTER ON BREAD

D is fer DANCERS THA GOSS UP TA BED

E is fer ESSOLE THA SITS RIND AT NEET

F is fer FLUMMOXED THA CAN’T GET IT REET

G is fer GAWLESS ACTIN THE FOO

H WE NEER USED EXCEPT WHEN AT SKOO

I is fer IKIN LIKE A KIE WI ITS ERN

J is fer JUFT CAN FAIR GIE THEE A TURN

K is fer KEBBLY IT ROCKS QUATE A BIT

L is fer LOZZACK THA DOES NOWT BUT SIT

M is fer MARD IT MEANS SOFT AS MUCK

N is fer NONK THA GETS FER GIVIN OWD BUCK

O is fer OCCUD NOT SEEF ON THEE FEET

P is fer PUTHREE. THA CAN FAIR FEEL TH EET

Q is fer QUAYAT SHURRUP AND BE STILL

R is fer RAMMY NEER AS A SWILL

S is fer SLOTHERIN THEE FEET IN A FLEWER

T is fer TORM THATS WEN THA FAWS OWER

U is fer UNYUN THA LIKES BOILT IN A POT

V is fer VARMINT A MACE OR A ROT

W is fer WEEGES WEN THY GETS THEE DOSH

X is fer HEXLUNT WEN THA TRIES TO TALK POSH

Y is fer YOSKIN IT CAN PUT THEE TA BED

Z is fer ZONK MEANS A CLITE RIND THEE YED

IF THA CAN UNDERSTAND THIS

THY ARE A PROPER JOW YED.

i understood a few and i’m not a jow yed but a caey yed (from westhoughton)

mard is a word my gran used and is also in a song by arctic monkeys “mardy bum”

i must just b thick cant understand any of it