Just when you think you know all the text abbreviations possible, along come these: Re-arrange the letters to make a very well known [filtered word]
(!) regular ersa
(!) fat ersa
(!) tight ersa
(*) sore ersa
(o) well used ersa
(e=mc2) smart ersa
And my favourite for those you want to really tell it to:
(x) kiss my arse…I’m wondering how ruined this will be
Wb