To use the old adage “you couldn’t make it up” may well be appropriate.
My wife, Rose and I were having a lovely time in the park when I needed a visit to the loo. Now I was on my Tramper which is quite quick but not that quick. Instead I went in between two very large bushes. Not ideal but better than the alternative. Of course I needed to leant on the handle of the Tramper with one hand for support, But I left it switched on. It twisted. It shot forward. I went base over apex. It was like one of those judo throws. Had my Tramper had self-defence training?Fortunately I had finished and I landed on a bit that was “clean” but muddy.
Thank heaven for the mobile and the passing man with a Labrador. I was back on the scooter eating an ice cream within minutes.
“Why did daddy fall?” shouted Rose. Thank you dear.
Best wishes, Steve.