A pox on their sox.
A comment worthy of your years of life Mr Hopkins.
Verily you know whereof you fpeake Miftreff.
Classified Ads
Christmas Office Party Package!
Home cooked Christmas lunch*
H
Hand made paper hats
Free carol singer
St John’s Ambulance staff
Book early to avoid disappointment
Flat 3 Durer House, E. Cheam etc.
It’s only October. Way too early to start booking Christmas lunches (or any other meal). I suggest we think about it in about 6 years. Even then I’ll probably say no. I hate Christmas. And if you think I’d risk my innards on your food … no thank you.
§ue
Hmmm … don’t suppose you cater for special diets do you? Is it safe to assume that the carol singer will be gluten free?
I used to be in the St John’s Ambulance - what I can do with a triangular bandage is truly amazing (do they still have them?)
I assume turning up in uniform guarantees free entry - and I can sing - well we all can in Wales even if we can’t if - you get my drift.
As in
So, turning up pished, singing appropriate drunken songs gets you food poisoning for nothing? Hmm, I’d be tempted to say I could join in despite having no Welsh blood, but this is an AD scam. So perhaps not.
§
ain’t it funny how some ancient random stuff gets thrust into the mind?
just read someone’s mention of Men of Harlech and the words to it came back to me.
hearts of oak have our ships, jolly tars are our men…
a teacher at primary school had ideas above her station when it came to song choices!
…we always are ready, steady boys steady…
Can’t stop singing Men of Harlech now! Must admit that it does sound better after a few glasses of plonk.
i knew i’d missed something.
i was singing sober.
note to self, do not sing or dance unless pished!
yes, it’s odd how random things from the past come to mind - is it an m.s. thing? Our St John’s Ambulance instructor (not one to be alone in a room with - if you get my drift!)often described a patient as ‘unconscience’ rather than ‘unconscious’ - he took us camping to Aberdovey - not far from Harlech. Harlech has the steepest road in the UK.
Is it steeper than Steep Hill in Lincoln?
As a rule I
Ignore that. Fforde Pen Lech in Harlech is the steepest road in the world. I just looked it up!
You forgot , handling nitroglycerin
Gunpowder is more my style. Same effect though; unless you get arrested before it goes off.
The question remains, Is there Lincoln Hill in Steep?
Try this with gunpowder… (which one are you?) 
Mick