Which is why I’m a big fan of Judy Garland, leather and strapless high heels, Duckie.
I guessed you were ‘a friend of Dorothy’. It’s the outfit in your picture that set my gaydar off.
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love your varied use of the term Duckie, nice one
M
Oooooh! Ta very much, I aim to please.
What’s a nice boy like you doing in a place like this?
preparing the the napalm and ball bearing surprise for the PIP assessor…
M
Oh, so is it tomorrow, Mick? Wishing you loads of luck - make sure you aim straight with those ball bearings!
if the ball bearings don’t work, him him/her with a brick, hard!!
Thanks but I am not that fast. Wednesday is D-PIP day
M
Carole if the BB Napalm combo fails I was hoping for some CWC(with or without a cat) Spell to sort things out
mick
WIZARD OF OZ – when one of the characters meets DOROTHY and her travelling companions he says 'You have some queer friends and DOROTHY replies - ‘the queerness doesn’t matter as long as they’re friends.’ O/T When my mother arrived home having met the new a minister at our Methodist (Primitive Chapel) many years ago she announced to us youngsters that ‘If everything else was as limp as his handshake he wouldn’t have much of a married life’ and then added that she didn’t think ‘he was the marrying type anyway.’ We didn’t have a clue what she was talking about!
Right - I’m on my Prayer Mat for Wednesday then!
That’s the point about being ‘a friend of Dorothy’.
Remind me; Explosives and Shrapnel is the answer to which question?
That particular solution is suitable for a whole host of problems. It can also serve to brighten the dullest of parties.
Should BB and napalm not be available, I know a cool trick with Brillo pads, vats of Dairylea and a van de Graaff generator.
Mick
sorry I misunderstood.
Q17c "What is considered a hospitable and warm greeting gift for the PIP assessor? "
A vicious coughing fit, spluttering all over them with plenty of vigour (suggestive of a nasty virus).
Dairylea??? NOoooooooooooo!
OK we can substitute the Dairylea with the thick skin found in old tins of gloss paint.
M
Phew! I like the sound of Plan B much better. You could maybe utilise the old white liquid paint underneath for a milk substitute in their tea.
if i only had a brain, apart from this damaged one.
if i only had a nerve, i’d get spell casting for mick.
if i only had a heart, i could even pity the b’starrds.
i love all friends of dorothy!