Family swap. Great idea. New TV show, see who gets poisoned first!!
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double Damn
not sure why , just thought I’d join in with all the damning
M
Sue,
Does it have to be poison? Could we not invoke the ancient Foggy ninja execution by Brillo pad TCP and a toffee hammer ?
M
Oh why not. Sounds rather painful. Therefore a good option.
I was damning the idea that AD and myself have been (in Caroles words), behaving and thus entitled to A+
Trying to think of something rude enough to say to Mr D to downgrade my mark to an F.
Maybe whatever I say should start with F?
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I would love to offer you an F … (for Fog)
but I am too busy imagining even nastier ways to deal with the family
My latest involves a waste disposal unit and an anerobic digester…
or industrial garbage shredder with incidental piano music.
M
Oh Mick, nasty. You need extra cheese rations.
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I definitely recommend Red Storm, and I’ve discovered the Snowdonia Cheese Company make an extra mature cheddar called Black Bomber. That is going on my shopping list.
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Not nice, but I’m afraid Mick wins the prize for the best/worst torturous instrument of death today.
Well done Mick.
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harsh but fair
M
this is more like the misbehaviour i was warning you about!
keep it up fellow coven members.
I assume you mean your winning entry?
So are we back to our usual D- to F grades Miss?
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nope - the appropriateness of the sentance
(In my Oh so humble opinion)
Mick
PS I do like my industrial shredder idea
I should think so. We’ve got tough guy “Masher” Mick MacMasherson on our team. (You should see how he handles a “hard” cheese.
hard cheese needs shredding by a very sharp grater!
as per parmesan.
masher mick macmasherson sounds like a relative of boaty macboatface.
i used to be tough but have had to calm down considerably due to instability.
my instability is making me type a load of utter tosh!
Oh well, we’re used to that Albrecht Durer does it all the time.
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btw; Thanks a lot for not coughing up the ransom demand by the Evil Genius Prof. AnthonyA. (C&G Computing [failed]). I see that my contribution is worth a great deal less that I thought it was. I think I’ll have a word with His Mercilessness, Masher Mick MacMasher about what to do about you lot. You need some knocking into shape if we’re to invade anywhere. Too much gin and olives sloshing about I imagine. AD
Luckily Masher Mick MacMashersonFace is away drinking, looking at bikes, eating cheese and talking shit with his fellows. So we’re safe this weekend. Do your worst AD and even bring your evil nemesis AnthonyA with you, we’re (I’m) not scared.
And I don’t like olives. So there. Gin, I do like. But it’s medically approved. My MS nurse thinks it’s a very good idea to drink gin.
And so does my personal dietician. I’m not sure where she is just lately. Family things I think. But she certainly believes that gin (with citrus fruit for essential vitamins) is a vital part of the diet.
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