Sue,
You are the 2nd person this week to tell me of a dislike of bananas. Fair enough, I will happily share cheeses, gin or any fruit cocktail of your choice. I have checked and Mrs Mogace is also happy to share.
Mick
You are so right Carole,being hit by a rapid squash ball is definitely worth avoiding. In the early days of my MS I would still play squash but as my head got hotter my vision became restricted (Tunnel vision) so I could see the ball but would often clatter into my unseen opponent . Needless to say, he did the driving! About an hour after cool shower my eyesight went back to normal. Happy days
Mick
I don’t completely hate a banana in peak condition (= not green but not overripe). I just have a horror of nasty smoothie type things. It’s a creamy sweet, textural thing that makes me want to vomit.
Please thank Mrs M for agreeing to share her cheese, gin etc. Fruit cocktails are not included in my diet plan (set by TDC - our Lady of Darkness - who is currently awol, but I suspect for good familial reasons, she’ll be back).
§ue x
You play ball with me and I’ll play ball with you.
Just remember whose balls we’re playing with.
reminds me of the one where a patient squeezes the balls of the dentist whilst saying “it’s not going to hurt, is it ?”
M (banana infused schoolboy)
Ooh, new cheese discovery. We went to Waitrose and obviously when faced with a plateful of cheese in chunks with cocktail sticks in each chunk AND NO CHEESE WARDEN, I tasted. And then tasted a bit more. And continued having that taste in my mouth for the next while. I persuaded my trainer/keeper to turn around (no mean feat) and pick up some of said cheese.
What is it? I hear you all (Mick) clamour? Red Storm. It’s a vintage Red Leicester.
Had it for lunch. And blooming lovely it is too. Guess what I’m eating tomorrow?
§ue
Sue,
No time to clamour, I am too busy salivating like Homer Simpson
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NO CHEESE WARDEN!
What were they thinking? Someone could have been maimed in the crush.
(Not §ue, obviously. Never knowingly caught in a cheese stampede.)
Yes. What was I thinking?
Doh !
I need some more notional Squash ball smashing rant time… my lurvely extended family are really getting on my wick. Fortunately I am away at the weekend at the Stafford bike show talking bollock$ with my mates, drinking beer and chomping cheese. I can forget the family Fogwits for 48 hours and concentrate on some proper schoolboy banter type abuse.
… Ahhhhh thats better already
Mick
And guess what’s for lunch!!!
§
Families - who’d have them? You could have mine if you want some more fuel for ranting purposes!
Enjoy your weekend Mick. Beer, cheese, bikes and bollocks. What could be finer?
§ue x
Sue,
No thanks
and
thanks
Mick
Damn.
You did OK Sue because I could only have swapped families and I would not do that to my worst enemy let alone a treasured Foggy.
Mick
hello missed a day or two, glad to see the foggies are still mad. enjoy the bikes, beer and cheese mick. well done for behaving sue and anthony. you passed with A+
Damn
wot? were you thinking of a new sales campaign involving unwanted family ?
M
Damn.