Moi ?
More like a Ferret bellower, I believe that they are best negotiated with at some distance. As for hypnotising, this requires a blend of Benelyn and a blunt toffee hammer, which I believe, in the correct mix will render most Ferrets into a suggestible state… or was it suggestive? Hmmm might need to revisit wikiferretpaedia
Mick
that was very funny and sooooo appropriate,
I thought I was one sick puppy, but you Mr Durer are truly blessed in the wacko searches department.
Good work, I am still chuckling. Not sure if Fez or Tracey will laugh or scream.
Mick
That was so brilliant, I carried on watching it long after I shouldn’t have been.
Wicked. I think you might be in a certain persons bad books!!
Sue
Ooooooh. I have a swanky new gadget. Mr Sssue went to the Apple shop and sneakily bought me a new iPad.
After I’d been telling him that I didn’t need one. The old one is old and slow and needs a lot of coaxing sometimes. But that’s ok. I’m not one for new gadgets!!!
Naughty Mr Sssue. Lucky me!!!
§ue
i love those stem ginger cookies, especially the ones coated in dark chocolate.
hmmmm…
i don’t usually say hmmmm if it’s not related to alcohol.
i’m on the wagon for the foreseeable but really don’t want to fall off yet again, can do without more bruises!
i have found a really good vegan recipe involving cauliflower.
i happen to have a cauliflower but there are loads of ingredients that are not on the tesco website!
i’ll save you all a bit.
Tell us what you’re missing and I’ll have a rootle around here at the Durer Towers kitchenette.
The AD
Mick!!! I would rather raise a mallet to Mr Dc than my baby
Omg, I have just peed myself laughing!!! Nutter!!!
Bet you do! xx
Mr Dc has made a thai green curry, Slimmers world, it’s lovely!!! Impressed, getting sick of anything on toast xx
…wno brings you Gin & curry ??
M
Asda!
fair enough,
not convinced that Asda can bring everything that Mr Dc brings to your party.
M
Your right Mick, must admit I do quite like him, & he’s highly entertaining
Excellent, sounds like he has been spared the Mallet/Toffee hammer…
Lucky chap
Mick
Tonight we are eating a vegetable chilli. Very low cal. Lots and lots of vegetables, mixed beans, chillis, chopped tomatoes etc To be eaten with some rice, a small sprinkling of cheese (very important to have some cheese) and accompanied by a bottle of red wine. This is a good healthy diet in my opinion.
Sue
Obviously a bottle of red wine counts as six of your five-a-day because of the amount of fruit that went into it.
I drink a lot of fruit.
AD
if you have brown rice flour and brown rice syrup i would be very grateful if you would deliver to the mad alcy tramp near bolton.
thank you xx
Healthy food? Fruit and veggies? huh - what have I missed?