Sue, have a wonderful, lovely time as I’m sure you will. Anything Indian cuisine based is totally allowed, totally. Mr D, I believe I have located 1 of your socks, it needs serious darning, as it’s been ferreted, severely. Mick, Fez is ‘tupping’ a glittery, pink Unicorn as we speak, very confused ferret & violated Unicorn, as if it wasn’t stuffed enough, Unicorn, not ferret. Grandma, I seriously doubt you have any chocolate residue left, especially as you consumed the whole lot before Christmas & caused a serious shortage (I only managed to obtain 1 After Eight box, I know who had the rest missus). Flutterby, my pjs are truly black, I haven’t changed them in a month (til yesterday) when the black jeans appeared, yay, I am dressed, properly again. The lovely MS nurse (whom I haven’t seen since 16 months ago & has morphed into someone else) has removed my Copaxone as SPMS doesn’t warrant it, apparently. I will be saving the NHS a fortune. Having said that, I will be my annoying self, mingling with you lovely lot & more than happy to do so, I will be at the MSer pub Friday, come hell or high water, 1. to say have a brilliant time Sue & 2, to you lot, Gin will be waiting, lots of it, as I have been far too good, back in black indeedxxxxxxxx
great to hear your witterings again Tracey, I can not wait to see the Fezicorn result of the tupping fun. I can not get the image of a really tall multi coloured ottery beast out of my sick head.
Think I need some serious cheese and a lie down after a vast G&T
Keep getting stronger.
Mick
Thank you Mick, I will put you down for a kitcorn, can’t guarantee a specific colour or if glittered or not, but I’m sure it will be a talking point within your circle of family & friends & totally unique. Just remember to not feed it cheese, they prefer cream & nom noms, veal 1s at that, should the union be productive. Fez is doing his best. Watch this space. xx
Oh Tracey, how so wrong you are! We have loads of chocolate and other goodies left. We were very blessed this Christmas - 3 hampers! Loads of chocolate, biscuits and other goodies and we haven’t even cut the Christmas cake I so lovingly iced. I am back to the idea of having some kind of pudding party as the Christmas Pudding is also untouched
how cool is that? great name for Fezspawn. RE Fez tupping process, I have pornographic notions of scafolding or fur lined Uni-pits, but for once Google has been unable to provide info or images. I have heard of “the dark web” but I wonder if there is a “rainbow web” for the Unicorns of the “Wild side” where they can swipe left or right on Tindercorn?
It would seem that my cheese intake is on the “high” side
still trippin’ Mick
Mick, I have been subjected to Fez’s complicated union with his pink Unicorn, believe me, you should be glad it is not obtainable on the web, dark or not. As long as he’s happy, that’s good, the Unicorn, however, is showing signs of wear & tear, if it’s stuffing falls out, Fez will be devastated, not a situation I am prepared for. I would not even attempt to repair it, even if I could, I know where it’s been. I am glad to hear that you have stockpiled some goodies Grandma, it will be a long time til Easter. I have just had thoughts of the worst concoction ever known to man, cream eggs, now that’s snot in a chocolate coat & I’m banning them, with immediate effect, eeeew, & the foil in teeth malarkey, definitely prohibited. xx
Agreed. Cream eggs, sickly sweet snot in nasty Cadbury’s chocolate. And yes why wrap something like that in foil. Makes my teeth cringe (if only they could!). Definitely banned.
§ue
You are supposed to take the foil off before you eat it.
Applies to everything else, in case you’re wondering.
AD
even odor-eaters ?
I think they may be the exception to the rule.
Have a nice day.
Su, I have to agree with you on this one. And anyone daft enough not to take the foil off deserves to get heartburn. Just sayin’
I wouldn’t dream of taking the foil off. That would imply I’d be prepared to eat the vile thing.
So the whole foil in the teeth thing actually wouldn’t apply to me. Apologies if I gave you the wrong impression.
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Anyone that contemplates eating a chocolate, snot filled pile of yuk, deserves tooth rot, foil or no foil…
I see you’re feeling better, Tracey.
Good. This lot were getting a bit out of control in your abscess.
AD
By the way, have you noticed Sue’s new squiggly signature?
Thank you Mr D an abscess always makes the heart grow fonder & usually follows eating snot filled chocolate xx
I have indeed noticed Mr D, very posh Sue,~TDc#, this is the best I can do.
I’m not at all clever so the rest of you will have to make do with gazing at the snowdrops I found xx
They are beautiful Grandma, Mr Dc has also located some on our mountain & managed to photograph a sparrow hawk hovering just above them, roll on the daffies & bluebells xx
Thank you Tracey. There is a lovely large clump of snowdrops in the local churchyard. I am hoping that later in the month or in February we will be able to make our annual walk around the Rococco Gardens. They always have a wonderful display of snowdrops
We are very lucky to exist on Planet Earth, hopefully we will learn to look after it & soon. I am going to get my lovely Mr Dc to take me up the mountain tomorrow, no rude comments please, & see for myself. You have kicked my ass Grandma, about time I got off it, thanks for that xx