And???
therefore it is in no way a euphemism
obviously
Mick
Got a lot of Fen Tigers around your way, Mick?
You need to cut down on the rice pudding skin mate. It’ll do you no good.
haven’t tried the cinnamon liquer yet (can’t for the life of me spell liquer).
ah pernod and black reminds me of my sister coming in from her 18th birthday wearing her new fur coat.
she was so plastered that she slid down the kitchen wall until she was sat on the floor with her legs flat in front of her.
then she puked all over her legs.
i played the good big sister and carried her to bed but getting those pebble dashed tights off was too much for me as i was also plastered.
bless her.
AD it is a truth universally acknowledged that Southern Fen Tigers feed exclusively on Unicorn snot, you have been warned. It is more likely that I have over done eating cheese rather than rice pudding.
Mick
I have 6 advent calendars, 2 (grown up) children, their husband/girlfriend & 2 Grandbabies, actually I have 7 cos Fez has his own. Mr Dc would not have a problem eating all of them, including Fez’s. Flutterby, I’m curious as to what you have been doing with your finger, but I think I would be better off not knowing. Aren’t Fen Tigers a speedway team? or have I had too much Unicorn Snot? (or Gin) xx
The tip of my right index finger is warmer than my other finger tips, but that’s because it’s the one I use on my tablet. It’s not glowing, so definitely not an ET finger. And I’m too far from Cambridgeshire for fen tigers.
I have just realised that ms is making me fitter ! Walk upstairs, forget what I went to do, go back down stairs, remember, repeat ! I think I may keep post it notes at the bottom of the stairs & a pen. But, will I remember to read the ‘post it’ ?
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Ok. So there’s a banned food list and a naughty list here, both of which seem to apply to me for some reason. Any more lists or do’s and don’ts I should be aware of??
I wouldn’t worry grandma, you can do what you want & blame brain fog for forgetting the ‘rules’.
I don’t know if Santa recognises ms brain fog when he is doing his ‘naughty’ list. I keep wondering
if ms brain fog would get me off a parking fine for over staying? I have taken to only using pay on
exit car parks but keep wondering
Do you not have a Blue Badge? I don’t yet qualify for a bus pass. Getting around is getting more difficult and tiring 
I have already obviously forgotten about the Advent Calendar I supposedly/allegedly scoffed …
I’m considering doing a survey or quality control thingy on these tubs of chocolates that are stacked in the shops atm. Bring back proper tins and glass jars of Quality Street and Roses is what I say
Here’s one,
Under no circumstances, not even if St Peter himself comes down, gives you a wink and says, “O.K. Just this once.” should you ever post a rude limerick.
Oliver will be all over you like a cold flannel.
AD
AD, Iam both shocked and horrified that you could even think that I would think of doing such a thing. Oh my goodness!!! You just fell off the pedestal I stuggled so hard to put you on. I’m almost speechless. And you put it in a public forum too! Oh boy!
I assume that as i still work full time & although legs play me up sometimes & sometimes feel so bloody
tired that stopping for a cup of tea & sit down is non optional, but the other weekend I managed
a 4 mile hilly walk. So I assume I would not qualify.
I love the plastic ‘tins’. When knocked over they break. Umm, can’t sell them, so they need eating . I have therefore had to help with quite a lot of quality control! Obviously we need to be able to advise our customers!
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I have been baiting traps with unicorn’s snot for ages and haven’t caught a thing.
Are there many Fen Tigers around?
Did you know that cheese made from the milk of unicorns is rainbow coloured?
I think there might be some confusion. You know how some types of ants farm aphids and milk them for the sugary sap excrescence? Well the Fen Tigers do something similar to Unicorns which we all know leads to rainbow coloured cheese.
as described in the following reference book
mmmmmm mick
PS I can not believe the $hite I can find via Google Please accept my apologies for wasting huge amounts of time. Mick
Grandma
Do not, under any circumstances, place AD on a pedestal. He would:
- show off abominably
- think he’s ‘king of the castle’ and probably sing it, thus making himself look even more ludicrous than usual
- get a crown and start wearing it
- try to boss the rest of us around even more
- fall off
Thanks.
Sue