I hate ms, I hate ms, I hate ms, it’s not just meee
I hate me, I hate ms, and I need a pee
Hello goosey, it’s all such fun xx
Hello Slug, at least you’re not calling me Duckface.
My urethra probably wouldn’t agree with you today about the fun. But in general, yes, it is.
Sue
I hate MS cos of what it`s doing to my friends.
BUT
without MS, I wouldnt have these friends.
pollsx
With friends like us who needs enemas?
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Are you saying we make each other poo Mr D?!! x
Well we are always talking about eating and drinking…so peeing and pooing is inevitable.
l like ‘Harpic Humour’ as my old dad used to call toilet jokes.
Drives me round the bend.
A Benderbatch ?
I havent been yet today. It`s a major thought process everyday…before I get up, I think,
will I go this morning, before my shower?
if I do, I rejoice and feel so stupidly happy and satisfied!
If I dont go and once carer has left, I hope I dont want to go till after tea…cos that`s when I disrobe and head for bed…
Once in bed, if I`ve been, beforehand, I rejoice again!
If I get a rumbling once HE has settled down for the evening, I panic.
Will it wait till the morning, so as not to disturb his Stargate viewing? Afterall, Stargte plays a BIG part in his life.
Who ever thought, in our previous lives, that poo would take up so much thinking time…let alone writing on a public forum about it!!!
pollsx
Hi Poll,
I can see that poo is a subject that weighs heavily on the bowels of our members. Are we proposing renaming the thread?
Colon Fog?
Brain Bog?
Interestin’ Intestines?
Round the U Benderbatch?
To pee, or not to poop, that is the question. Bogus Bowels? The Poop brigade. You’ve done it again Mr D, started something, The Chronicles of s**t? I’m stopping now, it’s driving me mad.
Blame it on the Poogie
Aga poop, poop, poop, push pineapples up a tree.
hahaha! hehehee! what a shitload of fun you’ve all been having, love the agapoop tracey. i’ve been to hear winterfire rehearse (at ray, my kath’s husband’s) house. they sound really good and tracey i thought of you. a great night except that ray’s house is freezing and i kept my beanie hat on all night which did my hair no favours. pete is as lovely as always, very very lovely. his hair is so cool. they are doing a gig the friday before Christmas in the alma (a small, busy pub in bolton town centre. unfortunately i won’t be going because that pub is so cramped and the idea of needing the loo is not good. if only i was 30 years younger, sigh… carole x
Anthony or AD
my care home of choice is the one that used to be the Red Lion because it’s just a short stagger from the other 4 pubs.
me and sis should do well there.
but i was always desperate for a wee (before ms) and she used to fart when she laughed.
so we were the little piggies who went wee wee fart wee all the way home.
carole x
Ah the Piggy McFartwees, great band
harpic humour, like that
Hi Carole, You told us 3,795 posts ago about a conversation with your sister. Will you please stop repeating yourself. Lots of love, A.D.
They are good Carole, pity I didn’t live near Bolton, I would have loved to see them. I’d risk a wet arse!!! xx
Bugger a care home, I am going to be sectioned, you coming too Mr D?