A Laugh

My wife asked me what I was doing on the computer last night.
I told her I was looking for cheap flights.

"I love you!" she said, and then she got all excited, she quickly undressed and we had the most amazing sex ever…

Which is very odd because, she’s actually never ever shown an interest in Darts before.

Ah,so she got the point.How was the double top?



i would have thought re the darts first before a hol-yeah, i should have been a guy

ellie x


pmsl-peeing myself laughing

ellie x