She’s single, lives right across the street, and I can see her house from my living room. I watched as she got home from work this evening and was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway. When s____he knocked on my door I rushed to open it.
She looked at me, and said "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?"
I immediately replied, "Nope, I’m free… I have no plans at all!"
Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my kids?"