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She’s single, lives right across the street, and I can see her house from my living room. I watched as she got home from work this evening and was surprised when she walked across the street and up my driveway. When s____he knocked on my door I rushed to open it.

She looked at me, and said "I just got home, and I am so horny! I have this strong urge to have a good time, get drunk, and make love all night long! Are you busy tonight?"

I immediately replied, "Nope, I’m free… I have no plans at all!"

Then she said, "Good! In that case, could you watch my kids?"

exellent:)

Why thank you kind Sir,but I go by what it says on a box of matches “Keep away from children” so don’t be thinking for one moment I’ll watch the brood while you head off out.

Wb

OK Wb I am off to Scotland later this year and will tke them with me so you can sleep easy at night. I have a pal visiting next month if tyou wouldn`t mind the occasional night of babysitting? You can watch all the TV you want plus eat wehat you want I will even leave scnappas and bheer for you…Plleeeeeeaaaaaaasssssseeeee I am desparately needing a break.

Our Scottish contingent will be ‘overjoyed’ by your visit. I’m not drinking at the moment,but I have a suspicion that your friend will be as I’ll be making special milkshake that will send him to the Land of Nod, leaving me free to watch Euro Trash

Wb