A policeman searched me in a nightclub toilet last night and found a small bag of class A drugs. ‘Its not my fault’ I said, ‘Everytime I try to flush them down the toilet they magically appear back in my pocket again’ ‘Do you really expect me to believe that?’ he laughed I said ‘I’ll prove it if you want me to!’ ‘Go on then’ he smiled, handing me the bag. After flushing them he looked at me and said ‘Well go on then, show me your pockets’ ‘What for?’ I asked He said ‘The drugs’ I replied 'What drugs??
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