Not MS weekend joke

A man received the following text from his neighbour: I am so sorry Chris. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more than you. I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won’t happen again. The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and without a word, shot his wife and killed her. A few moments later, a second text came in: Bloody autocorrect, I meant wifi, not wife.

Haha really funny x

Brilliant …must tell family when I speak to them next

That is soooo funny. Thanks for the giggle.

Shazzie xx

Brilliant …must tell family when I speak to them next

I’ve not been on this site for ages as have had a really bad time over the last 6-9 months, but really glad I decided to have a look today, because the first two posts I read were this one and the other joke about the nuns on bikes and they’ve both made me laugh hysterically, so thanks for cheering me up

Dawn x

Ha ha, pinched it and passed it on Tracey

I have a weekend joke; A man was admiring his naked body in the mirror. He says to his wife ‘Look at that 200lb of dynamite’ his wife replies ‘Too fucking bad there’s only 3 inches of fuse’

Excellent giggles



Always cheers me up to read a joke or two on this site