A few thoughts

Numbers 15 and 20 ring very true

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow. In fact, just *iss off and leave me alone.

2. Sex is like air. It’s not that important unless you aren’t getting any.

3.No one is listening until you fart.

4.Always remember you’re unique… Just like everyone else.

5.Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

6.If you think nobody cares whether you’re alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments.

7.Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

8.If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

9.Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

10. If you lend someone £10 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.

11. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

12. Some days you are the dog, some days you are the tree.

13. Don’t worry; it only seems kinky the first time.

14. Good judgement comes from bad experience … And most of that comes from bad judgement.

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

16 There are many arguments for reasoning with women. None of them work.

17. Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.

18. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our arse. Then things just keep getting worse.

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Haha WB that made me chuckle. Thanks :slight_smile: x

good uns wb

no 20 made me laugh

carole x

Thanks wb, i needed a laugh

Went physio yesterday, did’nt do much but i’m feeling it today.

Lisa x

Nos 2, 3, 6 and 16 I will remember!

luv Pollx

No 3 is so true! And they are all good advice… especially no 20

Tracey x